fluffydragonite:

Turn ons: 

  • extensive knowledge of Star Trek trivia
  • speaking in Klingon 
  • starships
  • 5 yrs mission to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations 

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kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

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iosemoji:

☆°・*okay but aliens on other planets believing that aliens exist is aliens believing in you.*・°☆

(via commanderrdata)

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

(via tinycatfeet)

milkandmayhem:

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

Ldies and gentlemen: stratigraphy

milkandmayhem:

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

Ldies and gentlemen: stratigraphy

(via strangeremains)

she-wants-the-ncc-1701-d:

This looks like an uncomfortable family photo where Dr Crusher and Captain Picard are the parents. Crusher is excited to get a nice picture and Picard doesn’t want to be there. Worf and Riker were just fighting, so ‘mom’ had to stand between them. Data and Geordi are sad because they had to stop playing video games to go. Troi is annoyed that her ‘brothers’ can’t just grow up. Picard

she-wants-the-ncc-1701-d:

This looks like an uncomfortable family photo where Dr Crusher and Captain Picard are the parents. Crusher is excited to get a nice picture and Picard doesn’t want to be there. Worf and Riker were just fighting, so ‘mom’ had to stand between them. Data and Geordi are sad because they had to stop playing video games to go. Troi is annoyed that her ‘brothers’ can’t just grow up. Picard

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